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gigilberry
odekiisu

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Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

averylongrat

I work at an art museum and whenever we have an exhibit that includes nudity we put out a sign that says something like "Attention parents and guardians this exhibit includes explicit imagery that may not be suitable for children!"

For the most part, everyone shrugs it off and lets their children view it but I did have one guest who thanked me for the warning and left with her kids. It's honestly political imagery that gets parents pissed more than anything else.

seananmcguire
depsidase

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seymour-butz-stuff

Oddly I don’t see a single occupation listed besides the last where they’ll murder you just because they’re having a bad day and automatically get away with it.

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adruze

I have only love for the USPS.

roach-works

reminder that cops have also been logging covid deaths (after refusing to comply with masking orders nationwide) as on-duty fatalities, as well as everything from heart attacks to car crashes to friendly fire. a really significant amount of cop deaths aren't actually due to Criminal Violence, but it's significant that the cops act as though *all* of them are.

lookoutfortrashcansyosuke
pukicho

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

pukicho

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

pukicho

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

trilllizard420

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

pukicho

You will die in 7 days

hokuto-ju-no-ken

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

kolbye

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

raevenlywrites

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Art by coolfrogdude together at last

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

azzy-the-christian-furry

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

beardedmrbean

Magic of tumblr,

athelind

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

capricorn-0mnikorn

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

lookoutfortrashcansyosuke
probuccalfat

“unalive myself” “grippy socks visit to the hospital” “corn addicts” talk like a fucking grown up. seriously.

jfkkilledhimself

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someoneintheshadow456

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snowie-skyes

"Gen z slang came about by cowtowing to algorithms made by large corporations and ad execs, that is SO PUNK compared to millenial slang which is about being individually unique."

Modern "punks" have no idea what punk stands for. In other, more surprising news, water is wet. More on this at 11.

Seriously though, kids these days are so eager to lick boot and call it rebellion. If you say unalive instead of kill because you'll lose your funding, congratz, you let them censor you. "They'lltake away our revenue!" And? Rebellion comes with consequences, change is a fight, protecting your values comes at a cost.

If you never pull at the leash, it doesn't matter how much you bark, you're still going where they want you to.

n-chu4ever
defectivegembrain

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

catgirlwheels

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

theuntoaster

Ever since I read a post saying "don't trust yourself after 9pm" whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it's after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.

gigilberry
despazito

I understand the stereotype of rich horse people but it's kind of gotten insane that anyone with a horse is now automatically seen as a landed gentry bourgeois so much so that people are straight up calling horses bourgeois creatures and calling for their ABOLISHMENT and even extinction like wtf is wrong with you. Don't let the era of the automobile erase the horses history as a beast of burden for the working class and farmers. Horses belong to the proletariat just as much if not more than the role of rich person's plaything.

despazito

People calling my bluff, I've seen it on twitter in the wild and it is quite weird

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Most of the pro-extinction people are PETA aligned ARAs against horseracing but there's also people who are simply horse haters because of the rich person connotations

robot-horde

Have you guys never actually driven through rural America? 'Cus growing up in the South, there's places where people just have their horses and chickens in their yard with a tiny house back in the corner. And from my experience, those people love their horses and make sure their horse is cared for even if they themselves have to go without.

People use horses for things that they're the best at, there's just nothing quite as good to replace them with. They use them to round up livestock, they're used in agriculture, used to travel in places that were originally designed to be navigated by horse, not car.

There's horse racing, but I'm not talking about the "fancy" kind, I'm talking about kids barrel racing and competing against their friends, building community across small towns. Better than that, horses can be great therapy animals and working with them can be nice for kids and adults with a variety of disabilities. I remember my little brother riding horses as a kid to help build muscle and balance he didn't have because of a metabolic disorder.

Some people will really see something adopted or made to look more exclusive by the rich and label it evil without having the slightest clue what impact it has on "regular" people. They'll see a working dog or horse do anything other than be pet by a human and think it's animal abuse.

despazito

Yep. The same people will think a husky living in the texan suburbs left alone for 6 hours a day is living the dream life while denouncing working sled dogs as abused and neglected.

Ffs these people are so alienated from working DOGS that they see a lean one and immediately yell neglect just because it isn't obese. That's how disconnected they are from working animals.

There will always be bad people who work their animals to the point of abuse, or exploit them purely for profit in inhumane conditions (there are horror stories of tourist dogsledding companies, and of course the gambling empire built around horseracing where the animals are viewed as nonliving assets), but working animals actually enjoy working! It's what they were bred for, we selected those traits, and soo many pets go stir crazy when denied fulfillment of said instincts. But imo the first world has internalized the concept of work as miserable drudgery thanks to capitalism, and I think we project those feelings onto the animals we keep. that they must love this easy life in our living rooms and would actually find misery in work.

There's been studies measuring blood cortisol levels in horses before and after working and guess what, when done correctly they aren't distressed by pulling carriages, even in NYC!!

At worst this attitude can be downright harmful to vulnerable populations. For example, animal rights groups successfully petitioned to have horse carts banned from cities under the banner of welfare.

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But these animal drawn carts are vital to Palestinians who have EXTREMELY restricted access to cars and certain roads by the apartheid government. This guise of humane animal rights can so often be weaponized against minorities. From the demeaning paternalistic attitude that these folk must not know what's best for them to actively sabotaging their culture by uprooting and destabilizing their way of life in an effort to assimilate them.

These people who say "just left machines do it" think it is by default the more humane option. Would you also goad on the systemic culling of Inuit sled dogs and replacement with snowmobiles that was pushed by the Canadian government in the mid 20th century? Do we really need more gas guzzling machines to replace something an animal can do better and also brings a sense of cultural fulfillment and connection to the world around us?

I'm sick of leftists who haven't left sheltered urban or suburban areas speaking on animal welfare and the relationships humans have with their animals when it's anything beyond a pet cat or dog. Wtf constitutes a useless animal!?? Shouldn't you be in Yellowstone larping as a Disney princess and harassing the bison? They are so disconnected from the rich history and culture humans share with our domestic animals.

seananmcguire
dduane

If you use Zoom, be aware that they’ve decided they’re going to use your input (from both free and paid accounts) to train their new AI tools. And there’s apparently no way to opt out of this. :/

So here are some open source alternatives.

lookoutfortrashcansyosuke
basketcase1982

i think sometimes when ppl riff on low budget movies especially horror & horror comedy they forget that they’re self aware fairly often 😭 like half of the time that they’re mocking the line delivery they’re literally laughing at a Joke. that is funny on Purpose. u can’t compare every “bad” movie to the full dramatic sincerity of The Room (in fact just stop comparing everything to the room)

basketcase1982

AND ANOTHER THING 🤓☝️ this mostly applies to horror but the way people talk about “bad” special effects… sfx are only bad if they’re done soullessly or without care. a lot of sfx coming out of low budget productions are actually fucking amazing for what they were working with, but you’d only know that if you paid attention to that niche & art form. like man honest to god that bat on a string or whatever is beautiful craftsmanship for having been built by a guy in his garage.

and idk i just like losing the disillusionment that movies are made with magic or whatever, i like seeing the people and mechanics behind it so much